Returned the car

[xp_madin]

I couldn't find the sign in log or whatever but I returned it.

I knew this place was too much drama. What even happened while I was gone?

Comments

[xp_magik]

The portal gave us virus, made people switch mutant power. It was trying.

[xp_madin]

Hey.

I know I got sucked in about the tracking chips and cameras but that doesn't mean I'll believe any bullshit you dickheads come up with.

Go fuck yourselves.

[xp_magik]

Do you want to see portal? I can show you before renovation starts.

Alas, if talk about fucking self brother makes the face. Probably best to not.

[xp_madin]

I don't even believe the portal exists but sure, I'll come see this "portal" to "other universes".

[xp_magik]

Am not in habit of lying, but do understand this place is not normal even by mutant standards. Somewhat normal by Limbo standards, but less demons.

Meet me outside Chapel tomorrow before lunch, will show you portal.

[xp_madin]

Okay, yeah. I'll see you then.

[xp_madin]

You're right. Sorry.

That is a portal. I kinda want to throw bricks through it but mostly I'm on team lock it up and don't mess with it.

[xp_magik]

This is because you do not seem to be idiot.

Unfortunately have to keep eye on it because we do not want all dimensions collapsing. Is messy and gross. Have been informed it has already happened at least once. General plan of "do not bother it unless it bothers you first" is smart! Yes, good. Keep this thought close to heart, make brain hear it very loud. Demons - no. Weird portals - no.

[xp_madin]

Okay, when you say demons, do you mean like imaginary Christian ones? Or some cutesy Russian way of talking about scary homeless people? Because that's not cool.

And when you say all the dimensions collapsed? They can't have, we're still here. We'd be dead.

[xp_magik]

Actual demons. Are many types, some are small and mostly nuisance, others range from "dangerous like human" to "oh shit ur probably gonna die." The more attractive they are the more dangerous they become bc humans are stupid around pretty.

Dimensional collapse is weird. Sometimes everything goes poof, other times things get stuck together like retaped picture.

[xp_erverse]

lol

[xp_madin]

Yeah, that goes for you too.

[xp_cypher]

shenanigans

so many shenanigans

[xp_madin]

Dude. That's like barely concealed code for a sex thing and you're like, nearly 40. I don't want to know.

[xp_darcy]

I have a concussion, so there were no sex shenanigans.

[xp_cypher]

not everything is about sex.

In this case, it was people temporarily having other folks' powers.

This place is just a big weirdness magnet.

[xp_madin]

Yeah, I got that now. Thanks.

[xp_wildchild]

Sign-in log's supposed to be on the key rack, if it's not, it means some asshole didn't put it back.

What happened is some mutant shit, and we were all sick and there was power swap fuckery. There's videos and you know an entire journal of us bitching about it.

[xp_madin]

Well excuse me for not backreading or knowing where the line between real stuff and storytime here is.

[xp_wildchild]

Yo, you're fine. You came back just after shit was weird, even for this place. I mean nobody lies about the weird shit but you couldn't know that.

I mean unless you think I'm saying you're the clipboard losing asshole, which also dude, no.

[xp_havok]

Wanna get lunch? I can give you a rundown

[xp_madin]

Yeah, I think that would be great idea.

I just. Seriously, bro. Srsly. Like what even.

[xp_havok]

Cool, I'm leaving work now (so I guess more dinner than lunch), I'll grab you from the mansion and we can head out.

Yeah, it gets fucking weird here sometimes. I don't always get it either